Some days are terrible you wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

grape banana bread someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads

Greetings earthlings how you doing

Congrats and not taking your own life. Life is freaking hard on planet Earth and you're still here and I applaud you for that. Give yourself a fucking hug.

Put you take away. What, do you spreadsheets?

Get off the treadmill.

So how can be present?

Thank you for letting me be the voice in your head at this hour.

I hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

I'm recording two back-to-back episodes episodes because Thursdays usually when I record and

this Thursday, last Thursday was Thanksgiving so I'm gonna do too. So if something crazy happened to me or to the world,

I hope not. The girl can wish. You're not going to hear me talk about it because, well, I haven't lived through it yet.

But I want to just start off like I did last week with a fucking movie recommendation. I love movies. I love stories and I want to be in a movie one day and I want to win an Oscar for it. So come on you think having an agent would make you in the movies

especially if it's like CAA but nah not really but I want to take personal

responsibility and go maybe there's something I'm not doing right. What it is I don't know but I'm a great

actress anyway I fucking love movies and I watch movies on planes a lot I fly

Delta you know I don't have anything good or bad to say about them. I just fly them the most because I got to pick one so I get the points.

And, uh, and you know, I gotta say when a movie, I love going to the movie theater because you're just immersed in the film

whether it's good or bad I mean if it's bad it's hard to pay attention but the screen is so

big the sound quality so good the theater's dark it's very easy to escape in a movie theater.

When you're on an airplane, especially if there's babies or there's snoring guy next to you,

or someone fucking fart so bad, you're like, just go to the bathroom!

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