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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode #97-WALK YOUR CAT!

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday, honey and congrats on not killing yourself! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads: ⁃ Killers Of The Flower Moon: who knew Leo could be mid?! ⁃ A cleaning Life Hack that’ll leave you with the moistest hands. ⁃ Dancing with judgement about you walking your cat. ⁃ Fuckboi Theater: Car Seat Edition ⁃ How to handle Thanksgiving with your family. ⁃ A reading from Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” about when to accept the olive branch. Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Come see Guys We Fcked: LIVE at the Midnight Theater Friday, December 1st! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our head.

0:14.0

The voices in our head.

0:19.0

Hello everybody.

0:20.0

Congratulations I'm not killing yourself and welcome to the voices in our heads. I'm Christina Marie Hutchinson. I'm so honored to be the current voice in your head. Thanks for taking the time to listen. It's Thanksgiving week. Good luck motherfockers. I don't talk to my parents anymore so I can do what and I want. I gotta say it's pretty cool. Not saying you should cut off your parents but if they're

0:44.1

emotionally or physically abusive consider it but yeah it's not talking to I say my

0:52.4

family but I am talking to my brother, because I love my brother.

0:55.3

It's, it feels like when you first move away to college if you live, if you live in the dorms,

1:01.4

and it's your first experience living outside your home and you're like oh my God

1:04.9

mom and dad aren't here I could do whatever I want that's how I feel now it's awesome

1:10.1

oh it's awesome and then when people talk about, oh, I got to do

1:13.0

Thanksgiving, it's going to be stressful, I'm like, not me bitch, not me bitch. But I'll

1:19.1

read an article later on in the episode that we'll talk about ways to handle Thanksgiving with your family

1:24.8

because I know the majority people are not cut off from their family and that's awesome

1:28.8

and I'm so happy for you. Did you grow up with loving nurturing parents?

1:32.1

Wow you must be hell-iscared by life now

1:34.7

because people don't act that way here.

1:36.7

Yeah, that's got to be a jarring realization.

1:39.3

So I hope you have a great Thanksgiving. We'll get to tips a little later. I would like to recommend a movie. God I love going to the movies. I that first of all I went to the movies

1:52.0

Colin I went to the movies, Colin I went to the movies, we saw Killers of the Flower Moon.

1:56.0

It is three and a half hours and normally I'm like no movie should ever be that long.

2:01.5

What the fuck? That's rude however I got to say this

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