Here was some tips on what New York can offer as our City Correspondent, Stefan.

New York's hottest holiday club is Blitzen.

And right now, they're having their 12 days of Christmas dance party.

Well, 12 days of Christmas. That sounds nice.

It has everything.

12 Jackdale Binos, 11 little Richards, 10 Tierser Babies, 9 Asian Balkies, 8 Gale Latins,

7 Psycho Swaring, 6 Portis Screachers, 5 Homeless Elmones, 4 Cooked Up Frogs, 3 French Hens,

Taylor Negron, and a Human Parking Cone.

The question was, what's a human parking cone?

Yes, it's that thing of when two Jack Midges paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel

part.

T-B-T-M!

Well, this is that thing of when we come on here and do an imaginary radio show known as T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

I know, and yet here we are bringing you yet another episode of T-B-T-L.

This one happens to be number 979 in a collector series.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm the host of this program, and we've got a lot to talk about today.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Listener Drew McFriz in Austin updates us on the latest with the T-B-T-L Fantasy Football League.

You gotta be a real footballer to sit through the whole thing.

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