I will come to you house. I will go to your fresh eater fridge fridge your fresh eater

I will take your butter out of your fridge. I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes and I

Forced you to watch me while I eat all your butter

But you were gonna have a Christmas Eve name you will beg and cry and say no don't eat all our butter

We need for Christmas. I will say I'll hide not my problem and take the empty bottle out of fruit on the

Stairway TVTL

Well, hey there folks welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL this right here

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'll be your wingman

Even if it means me taking a chubby. I will suck it up

This is episode 978 in the collector series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Oh, yeah

We've got a we've got a bunch of stuff that we're just

Absolutely thrilled to share with you on this imaginary radio. Hi. This is Luke mom Suzy coming tonight on TBL

TBL is life changers intelligence for your life

We're gonna dial a phone number in a few minutes as

More than likely going to change your life

Also a new segment called boy are we about to have problems newer

Do we got some problems newer Jonathan Ames the creator of board to death

Has just pulled something that is

eerily reminiscent of some TBL disasters

So we'll we'll try to send out some help advice through the universe

We've already made the requisite email please to Hodgman who's somehow gotten called in on this fool's errand

But we're doing our absolute best on this and we'll tell you about it in a moment first. Let's welcome to the program

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