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Slop Quest

Episode 96: The Art of Falconry

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Aw tick tock you don't stop...it's yet another hot episode of Danish and O'Neill for that ass. My humble apologies for not getting the show notes up sooner. I had them up last night but forgot to hit save. I blame Barb for not reminding me. Step it up, Barb!!!!!! On this episode, O'Neill discusses his bad run-in with some edibles (amateur hour!...but let's be honest, the same thing would happen to me, if not worse). Then, we head to the animal kingdom for some talk of falconry that would both shock and titillate Steve O'Neill. We stay in the animal world with a discussion of when cute animal encounters go wrong. O'Neill also dips DEEP into his mail bag for some listener submissions. After that, it's time to head to the Danish and O'Neill court room for some court case analysis (eat your heart out, CNN!). On to the main course of the episode...we visit Colgate University to report on a REAL millennial crisis that involves samurai swords, glue guns, and white guilt. It's H-O-T. Okay, you've all had your veggies. It's time for dessert: post show talk. Enjoy. Subscribe. Spread the word. Don't deny your friends, family, and co-workers the wisdom we drop on a daily basis. Peace and Grease, the musical.

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0:00.0

Danish and O'Neal.

0:07.0

O'Neal.

0:10.0

Yeah.

0:12.0

I was Danish

0:15.0

I was so near

0:20.0

so I can tell you

0:21.0

so I can tell you

0:25.0

how they both feel

0:29.0

It's a free podcast

0:33.0

So it's a fucking good deal.

0:37.0

They call it Danish. Danish

0:40.0

Danish colonial

0:42.0

Danish Shanoi. Gated Shannon Hill.

0:45.0

Shandon Hill.

0:47.0

Day in Shannon

0:50.0

G. Gated Shannon Neil. Shannon.

0:54.0

Day in Shannon Neil. Day to Shannon I used to tell the guys they said well can we come as hard as what he can I'd say yeah

1:14.1

you go as hard as you can but keep in mind the harder you come the harder he's coming

1:18.0

back yeah keep that in mind guys he's coming back he's coming back he's coming

1:21.4

you come the harder he's coming back.

1:25.0

It's words to live by. I have a tattooed on my scrotum.

1:28.0

I've seen it.

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