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Slop Quest

Episode 95: Mayor 209

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2017

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Good morning, afternoon, and evening to you, faithful podcast listener. It's time for another gorgeous episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we open with some tent talk with Danish talking about some drama he saw out on the streets. After that, we talk about a car that Steve O'Neill would have LOVED to drive. Then, it's time for some Danish and O'Neill updates. First, we discuss the verdict of the case involving the perv who got caught playing pocket pinball during an NFL game. Second, is the unbelievable case of Antonio Cromartie (an NFL player who can't stop having kids). Then, it's on to a mystery that only Sal Zuno can solve...it involves someone shaving cats. We then take aim at Canada for denying a man a specialized license plate. Stop the tyranny! After that, it's time for some Stockton news! First, we report on a brawl between two women in a parking lot. Then, it's on to an update on the craziest Mayor of all time (well, former Mayor now). After hearing about what a disgrace that guy is, we cleanse our palates by talking about a real American hero, a man who gets paid to hunt pythons in Florida. Then, it's the cherry on top of the sundae...post show talk and post post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Transcript

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Danish and O'Neill.

0:05.0

Yeah.

0:07.0

I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel

0:23.0

It's a free podcast

0:27.0

So it's a fucking good deal

0:31.0

They're calling in Danish, Danish

0:36.6

Danish Monil.

0:38.7

Danish Shlonil.

0:44.8

Danish Shlonil. Gaye in Shannon, Gaye in Shannon eu.

0:48.4

Gaye in Shannon eu. Gaye Shannon eu.

0:52.1

Gaye in Shannon eu. Daniel, Day in Shand O'Neill.

0:55.0

Day in Shand O'Neill.

0:57.0

Day Shand O'Neill. I think you know I was looking at an actor yeah

1:08.0

I think you know I was every

1:15.0

every time it gets me what that he was

1:20.0

what that he was looking at an actor

1:21.3

what is he was looking at an actor? What does he say it like that?

1:24.0

Because he's an artist, man.

1:26.0

All right, welcome aboard.

1:28.0

Episode 95.

1:30.0

Here we are.

1:31.0

And we're still alive.

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