Episode 97: Pizza Party in My Pants

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2017

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Episode 97 is heeeeeeere! O'Neill does the show with a diaper on because he was having problems with his tummy. Then, we decide to turn the clock back and tell some stories from our days as delivery drivers. After that, we turn our attention to none other than Guy Fieri and a real douchey appearance he made on a pizza review show. We stay on the pizza train with a college admission essay to an Ivy League school about it. We move on to an article about a clown causing problems on the highway. Where do you go from there? A story about a man receiving a penile transplant. And thaaaaat's the show for this week. Yup. Why are you still reading?

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0:00.0	Danish and O'Neill.
0:07.0	I was Danish. O'Neill.
0:10.0	Yeah. I was Danish
0:17.0	I was so dear
0:20.0	so I can tell you
0:20.0	so I can tell you
0:25.0	how they both feel
0:30.0	It's a free package So it's a fucking good deal.
0:35.0	They call it Danish.
0:38.0	Danish colonial.
0:41.0	Danish colonial. Danish. Gated Shallow Neil.
0:45.0	Shallow Neil.
0:47.0	Gated Shallow Neil.
0:50.0	Gated Shallow Neil. Day in Shannon, Shania.
0:54.0	Day in Shannone.
0:57.0	Day in Shannone. Day Shannone. me uh... that's us that is a top ten That is us. That is us.
1:14.0	Top 10 best theme songs in the business right now as voted by GQ magazine actually.
1:21.0	Theme songs pertaining to podcasts only?
1:23.0	Yeah.
1:24.0	Yeah.
1:25.0	That's right.
1:26.0	We haven't cracked the over a hundred taming yet.
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