I'm here at the Chateau Seymour Shell TVTO wine tasting. We're just getting set up here.

Everyone's getting a little nervous, flustered, and excited. So we should just taste through

and do our thoughts and everything. All right, okay. Hammer time! Hammer time to all the

tanks!

Oh, what a treat! We've got a very special guest. Dr. Steve Rule is up in wine

country. He's going to show us a thing or two about the differences between different

kinds of wine. Hey, Danny A. Wayne. I don't even like wine, but yes, what? You're going to like it.

The new is some cheese. Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking? I can't see.

Sweet bar wine! It couldn't be any other kind here on this very special, very exciting Tuesday.

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Oh, yeah!

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 952 in a collector series. And yes,

we are going to be tasting us some sweet bar... Sweet bar wine! Sweet bar wine. That's right.

We're going to finally bring you the results of this very involved, very well attended,

very exciting Chateau Seymour Shell tasting that we've been doing all around the country. You

the tens of listeners having get-togethers and then sending in your results. And we've got the

Cairo broadcast closet well-stocked with Chateau Seymour Shell wine in here. We've got our old friend

Mary Kay. She of the putting the eye makeup on inside of her eyelid. Fame in the early days of TBTL.

That's not all she does, though. She's also here to help us administer this very official taste test

that we're doing. And it's just going to be lots and lots of fun. We're also going to tell you about

something called civilian mail delivery. This was an idea, maybe inspired by someone who'd had

some sweet bar wine, where you find a package near a mailbox and you just take it and deliver it

to the person yourself. We're just completely circumventing the traditional postal service when we

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