Episode #951: I left my wallet in a casino
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2011
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Luke found a new faith in his fellow gamblers. Plus, why didn't the Oscar producers listen to us? And, a new segment: We also did not kill Bob Ruthman.
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| 0:00.0 | Any creative person will tell you you got to go a little crazy to make a great art |
| 0:09.1 | Hamlet to the doose correct |
| 0:12.5 | Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one |
| 0:15.7 | happen device the time machine door the device opens revealing hamlet |
| 0:22.0 | Gertrude Polonius and |
| 0:24.1 | And Hillary Clinton having what appears to be group sex. It's that's about my troubled relationship with my father |
| 0:32.2 | But you're doing this at school with the kids, right? That's the plan Stan. What do you think? |
| 0:38.6 | I think that your enthusiasm is remarkable. I will take that. I will take it |
| 0:46.3 | TVTL |
| 0:51.9 | And we'll take this a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live |
| 0:58.2 | Oh, yeah, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in a hundred and ninety five pounds |
| 1:04.7 | this episode |
| 1:06.3 | 951 in a collector series and we have we have just |
| 1:12.2 | Copious copious amounts of entertaining imaginary radio to bring you |
| 1:15.6 | Hi, this is Luke's mom Susie coming tonight on TVTL |
| 1:20.3 | You know like they used to say in the old EF Hutton commercials |
| 1:24.0 | We try to keep our references firmly in the 70s if we can on this program |
| 1:27.9 | As you say in the EF Hutton commercials when you have Hutton talks people listen and when TVTL talks |
| 1:33.5 | Apparently nobody listens we have more evidence of that also this day in TVTL history which takes us back |
| 1:40.7 | To the time when we met a very special friend of the program tons of fucking sequins |
| 1:48.0 | And uh the sweetberry wine tasting that has swept the nation sweep everyone |
| 1:54.5 | Nay the world |
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