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Slop Quest

Episode 94: Monkey Herpes

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Come one, come all to this very special Danish and O'Neill Mother's Day episode. We start off with a BIG announcement that proves we are the people's champion of podcasts. After that excitement, we discuss a great quote about horses. We stay within the animal kingdom when we cover a story about a mysterious naked man who was photographed straddling a dead shark. Switching gears, O'Neill then discusses a documentary or dookie-mentary called Gringo. Next, it's time to discuss a court case where the defense's big strategy involves the defendant's wiener. We perfectly segue into detailed analysis about a street fight video we were sent. O'Neill calls it the best street fight he's ever seen (saying a lot!). We can't stay away from the animal kingdom this episode...cause we move on to discuss a story about monkeys taking over Florida. Seriously. Danish then unleashes a Y report for the ages. It blows O'Neill's mind. After that, it's some post show talk. Cooooome and get it (while it's still hot). Happy Mother's Day!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:07.0

Yeah, I was Danish

0:15.0

I was so near

0:20.0

so I can tell you so I can tell you

0:25.4

how they both feel

0:29.2

It's a free package

0:34.0

So it's a fucking good deal. They're calling Danish

0:38.0

Danish

0:40.0

Estonia Gator Shallow Neil. Gator Shallow Neil.

0:45.0

Gator Shallow Neil. Gator Sh Shannon Neil.

0:54.0

Gator Shannon Neil.

0:57.0

Gator Shannon Neil.

0:58.0

Gator Shannon Neil. This is what you have to do to win big tournament competitions

1:14.9

Look better than the other guy make it look dangerous deadly and they love it

1:20.0

They do love it

1:21.1

The woman's right. He's so desperately wanted a third thing to add to that and he couldn't come up with it in the moment.

1:30.0

It's such a, for me it's a very sad clip. It's Dylman, he didn't have the right words

1:36.2

to say in the moment.

1:37.9

I look at it as instructional if anyone listening,

1:40.7

if you want to win a martial arts

1:42.6

uh, uh, tournament, you do you know what you need to do.

1:46.2

They got a new sound clip.

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