Episode #91-Blame It On The Lionsgate Portal!!

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday and congrats on still being alive this whole time! Today’s episode of The Voices in Our Heads was recorded in August, on The Lionsgate Portal. What is the Lionsgate Portal? It’s basically very intense day that happens once a year, there’s a lot more to it than that, but that’s the woo-woo gist. Other topics of discussion include: Headlining in San Diego and crushing every show only to come home and bomb my dick off at City Winery. Fuck you, Lionsgate Portal! I’ve been on a 2-year waitlist to get my eyebrows tattooed on by a sought after lady and they finally got me an appointment. Thanks, Lionsgate Portal!! Babysitting a fresh baby who screamed the entire time but eventually calmed down by the grace of Jeff Buckley. Fuckboi Theater: Suck A Cock edition! Why do birds and I have strange interactions? Is it ‘cause of the Lionsgate Portal?! Ugh. Tales from freshly traumatized college freshman Krystyna’s adventures in drinking and A reading of Carder Stout’s book, We Are All Addicts, from his chapter about al-al-al-al-al-alcohol and drugs. Additional books mentioned in this episode: The Mastery of Self by Don Miguel Ruiz Jr. Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch and if you’re a tech billionaire, please don’t make another social media platform, I cannot keep up with them!! I have a Patreon page where I host weekly Group Share-apy over zoom and upload the audio to the page afterwards. It’s like a private podcast hosted by an unlicensed therapist (aka me, aka I am not a licensed therapist) starring you! Sign up today and catch up on all the previous episodes and come join in on one in the future! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.
0:14.0	The voices in our heads.
0:20.0	Hello everybody and welcome to the voices in our heads, our buttholes a lot of the times,
0:26.1	Harle that's why a lot of us are sad.
0:27.8	I'm your host Christina Marie Hutchinson.
0:30.3	I'm happy to be here.
0:31.6	You're listening to this well after I recorded it a couple weeks after, but I'm recording this on August 8th.
0:38.0	That's a Lionsgate portal. And if you're not a deeply spiritual bitch, you're probably like,
0:45.0	wait, what's that?
0:46.0	And I didn't know what it was either.
0:48.0	But I'm going to read it to you, and maybe you can reflect on the day that you had on August 8th to see if anything weird
0:53.8	happened. You know how sometimes you'll wake up and you're like just
0:57.4	everything will go wrong? Like you want to do something like you want to like tie
1:01.3	your shoe and then your shoelace breaks and the universe is like
1:04.7	Or you know you want to go to your favorite restaurant and it's closed and the universe is like
1:08.8	You're like Jesus can I get a break and then you Google it and you're like of course mercury's and retrograde.
1:16.1	The worst is when you think it is and you swear it is because everything's going wrong and
1:19.3	it's not and you're like oh shoot that's just my energy. but today's the Lionsgate portal the day that I
1:24.6	record this and just to give you a little insight I found this article by
1:28.0	Lisa's Stardust that was probably the name she was given at birth Every year on August 8th an astrological
1:34.9	event called the Lions Gate portal opens in the sky.
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