Episode #90 - Aliens, Ageism & Addiction to Success

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Aaaand, we're back! Congrats on not killing yourselves guys, it's hard out on this planet earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your trusty traumatized host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores some of her favorite topics that include but are not limited to: - Replacing mundane news headlines with more exciting alien headlines - Saying goodbye forever to my baby girl Mustang, Peaches - Fuckboi Theater: Cornhole Edition - A dramatic reading of Diane Keaton's Instagram captions which she types in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS - A new way we should talk about age And lastly, a reading from Carder Stout's book We Are All Addicts all about addiction to success. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.
0:14.0	The voices in our heads.
0:19.0	Hello everybody,
0:21.0	congratulations on not killing yourself and welcome to the voices in our heads. I am Christina Marie Hutchinson.
0:27.0	Stand a comedian and alien enthusiast and the voice in your head currently.
0:32.7	I'm so excited that you're here.
0:34.7	Boy, we got a fun episode for you today.
0:36.7	It's gonna be fun.
0:37.7	We're gonna have a lot.
0:38.2	It's like gonna be a carnival ride, okay?
0:40.2	And I wanna start out with one of my favorite topics and that is aliens.
0:45.0	Aliens is real if you didn't know and I wish as a society like I just wish the
0:49.9	aliens would come down and like get out of their spacecraft in front of like Manhattan
0:54.1	so we could all take a picture so we could just get past the fact that they're
0:57.8	real and then move on from there you know what I mean because I'm already
1:00.4	beyond that and I want everybody else to be too but I understand the psychology of people
1:05.3	it's gonna take it's gonna take such an obvious encounter with video footage that doesn't suck
1:11.2	I like I want to see that alien like come out and shake my hand. Do you know what I'm saying?
1:14.8	And I just I haven't read the been reading the news in the last year much. I haven't watched the news and it's
1:21.6	amazing but I don't understand why we're not
1:25.3	talking about this alien thing every single day. There's so many news headlines out
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