Episode #92- TOP TEN TIPS TO TAME YA TEMPER

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

If I were a boy… I would reimagine Beyonce’s song to mean something similar but with a focus on sticking my imaginary penis in jars of peanut butter. Other high-brow topics of today’s episode include: BrioGeo: it’s what I use for my hair. Fuckboi Theater: Quarantine Edition Playing audio from the moment I found out I was a sperm donor baby and still not being able to properly process it. Who needs therapy when you can rant on a podcast, huh? How do you stop having a terrible temper? Because I tried to help my boyfriend return his 116-pound toilet to the post office and lost my shit. Ten tips to tame your temper courtesy of the elite website, Mayo Clinic. Expressing appreciation for famous women who were known to have a bad temper like me. My ideal three-way as well as an Amazon River Dolphin’s apparent three-way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads
0:14.0	the voices in our heads
0:19.0	Hello everyone welcome to another exciting episode of the voices in our buttholes, I mean heads.
0:26.7	There's not a voice in your butt and if it is, get it out of there.
0:29.5	You should take a freaking, take a, what is that heartburn stump pepto take some pepto get that voice
0:36.4	out of your but hole welcome to the voices at our heads congratulations I'm not
0:39.1	killing yourself guys life's tough and every day day is a new challenge. Whether you wake up on the right
0:45.5	side of the wrong side of the bed is just every day is going to give you challenges
0:48.6	and I'm realizing as we go along that they're not going to stop.
0:52.8	They're just going to keep coming at you.
0:54.7	I want to start off with something stupid.
0:57.4	Because I wrote a parody to the song that I'm going sing for you. I'm just gonna sing two verses
1:04.9	to bless you with my voice. But there is a song by Beyoncé on her albums, I am Sasha Fierce.
1:11.1	Oh, may God rest her soul.
1:13.0	She didn't die, she's just my hero.
1:15.0	Called if I were a boy and I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play like 30 seconds of it for you
1:20.0	just so you get an idea of the song that I'm parroting.
1:22.0	If I were a boy,
1:26.0	Beyon,
1:27.0	yeah,
1:30.0	you've been just for a day.
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