Episode 9: I Would Not Like to Have My Own Personal Lift

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

A man who only eats roadkill dominates proceedings this week, as Pete spends a large part of the show complaining about his neck. It's starting to become a problem part of his body and he's also worried about curvature of the spine. Osteopaths, get in touch!Meanwhile, someone has discovered a creepy radio station that only broadcasts callsigns interspersed with a woman screaming, someone wants advice about higher education from a man who spent his university years playing bad computer games and listening to Macy Gray (Pete) and a man who is starting to not bother to dress himself properly (Luke). Also, John Titor, Dunkirk, a man getting drunk on a plane (again) and a load of other old rubbish. Deal with it.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. You're not going to be. Right then,
0:45.0	Flavor.
0:47.0	Flavor.
0:48.0	This is Luke and Pete Summer slash Luke and Pete Shaw.
0:52.4	What episode are we looking at right now, Luke?
0:54.3	Episode 9. Episode 9. You got to keep an eye on the numbers. I'll keep an eye on those.
0:59.4	Lovely legs you got out today. I will like the Fast and the Furious. It's really not
1:03.4	shots weather today. Well you know what I'm I'd you know moving to maneuvering
1:08.3	myself around London. It's a hefty frame in your cart. Yeah just I just get
1:12.1	hot I just got I just get hot I just know what I'm getting to the point now in my life where I am
1:16.5	thinking about when it comes to clothing I'm thinking about function over style right and so I never
1:21.7	realize that was concerned Luke I must say.
1:24.0	Well that fair enough.
1:25.0	Those jepandroids t-shirts.
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