Episode 8: Next Week on Dragons' Den

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

After the chaos of the email special, our two pals head back to more familiar territory and discuss recent visits to the good ol' United States of America and the Western Isles of Scotland, including the truly fascinating tale of St Kilda.There's also time to talk about the link between small people and anger issues, an impromptu Duncan Bannatyne set piece, and yet another truly bizarre YouTube channel courtesy of Mr Pete Donaldson.You, yes you, can contribute to this by getting in touch here: [email protected].

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and
0:26.6	procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.
0:29.3	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:41.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:46.5	Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. up. episode date of Luke and Pete's show. My name's Pete's show. My name's Pete. I'm speaking
1:12.4	first, though Luke's name comes I'm speaking first.
1:13.0	Vall Luke's name comes first in our title.
1:15.0	Hello Luke.
1:16.1	Second the best.
1:17.1	Ha ha, first the worst.
1:19.1	And that's it.
1:22.1	Have you watched the police Academy movies since last week?
1:24.1	I've not watched any police academy movies since last thing.
1:26.5	What are you doing with your time? I was concentrating on the robot cop series?
1:29.4	Okay, okay.
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