Episode 10: Pulling Skids Outside the Butchers

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Pete's been blowing up 'a surprisingly small amount of Hartlepool' with a make-believe nuclear bomb, Luke's talking about riding bikes in the 1980s a la Stranger Things, and the boys ruminate on etiquette when riding in the back of a taxi.Meanwhile they discover a real-life Tyrion Lannister, hear about a man who cleans his petrol station forecourt with a popular soft drink, and find out why lions are confused by chairs.Holler at your boys: [email protected]. Love. You. Mother.

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1:29.4	it's episode 10 we got a a 10. Double figures baby. 10 out of 10. And I'm still on those tablets that
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1:46.0	Point of order before we get cracking. Okay. The singing that some of you may have heard at the end of episode nine
1:51.4	Curse was beautiful. It was my singing, but it was curtsy of episode 9. It was beautiful.
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