Episode 9: Episode 8 (Clinton's collapse)

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Jon and David discuss pneumonia and the time they watched Loose Change in a hotel room. David yells at the message board haters. Jon refuses to panic.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Hannity, the Hillary Clinton spin machine is running full speed after the Democratic presidential candidate suffered a, quote, medical episode yesterday.
0:11.0	Now, let me roll this video in slow motion here, because this is a collapse. All right, you can see she's walking, you know, she's being held up right here.
0:19.0	She buckles. Now the guy comes in, helps, now we've got two people holding her up.
0:24.6	Now she's making one step, two steps, boom.
0:26.6	That's a collapse, isn't that?
0:28.6	Is that a fair description?
0:29.6	If nobody was there, she's on her face.
0:30.6	Right.
0:31.6	One step, two step, boom.
0:32.6	One step, two step, boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
0:38.2	Welcome to election profit makers, a guide to winning and losing money on the 2016 campaign using online prediction markets.
0:44.5	It's September 14th. This is the 8th of 17 episodes in our limited podcast series.
0:50.0	I'm David Reese, and I'm joined by my childhood friend John Kimball. Hello, John.
0:53.5	Hey, David. How are you doing? Well, I'm doing well. How are you doing, John? I'm David Reese and I'm joined by my childhood friend John Kimball. Hello, John. Hey, David.
0:55.5	How are you doing?
0:56.9	Well, I'm doing well.
0:57.9	How are you doing, John?
0:58.5	I'm great.
0:59.7	Good day to you, sir.
1:01.0	And how goes it for thee?
1:02.8	What do you mean?
1:09.1	Okay, we're recording this one a little early because it turns out Hillary Clinton is moments from death. Boom.
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