Thank you.

So it's been 235 days since Crooked Hillary Clinton has had a press conference.

And you as reporters who give her all of these glowing reports should ask yourselves why.

And I'll tell you why, because she's been a mess.

235 days, no news conference for Hillary Clinton. Just ask yourself why she doesn't have

news conferences. Welcome to election profit makers, a guide to winning and losing money on the 2016 campaign using online prediction markets.

Today's date is Friday, September 9th.

This is the 7th of 17th episodes in our series, and this is a very special edition of election profit makers.

As many of you know, it's been over 16,000 days since John Kimball held his last

press conference, and today we aim to make things right. Ladies and gentlemen, the original

election profit maker, John Kimball.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. It's me, John Kimball. Welcome to my press conference. I'm

looking forward to answering any questions you might have.

Yes, David Rees from electionprofitmakers.com. On Wednesday, Clinton and Trump participated in NBC's

wonderful commander-in-chief forum, which was moderated by Matt Lauer, who, as you know, is an

incredibly talented and serious journalist. How are the candidates' performances in that form influencing your

approach to betting on the upcoming debate-related markets on predicted? That's a great question,

David. You know, after watching that debate, I thought that we would be seeing more of the same

in the upcoming debates, a lot of bad questions and not much rebuttal from the moderators.

But I'm now thinking that because Lauer performed so terribly and has been taken through the

ringer by many of his media pals out there, I think there could be an overcorrection in the coming debates,

where moderators are actually a lot tougher. So from that aspect, I think it's more likely

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