Episode 898: Finding Yourself (In Porn).

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Every urinal is a snowflake. Matt briefly inspires Reggie Watts. the boys stumble onto a new porn challenge and need to hear from the listeners on this matter. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	The following people are our ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.1	That means they head over to preaching fun.com and they sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:12.9	They are.
0:15.2	Paul's brother, Jonathan, Scoopcata, Malia, and Mr. Brain Freeze.
0:21.8	And I'll tell you something else about these ice cream truck drivers.
0:24.6	They did not wake me up at 4.30 a.m. this morning to take them to the airport.
0:31.0	That's right.
0:31.8	And that is why they're going to Canton, baby.
0:34.9	Going to Canton.
0:35.9	All football Hall of Fame.
0:37.4	That's right.
0:38.8	Every single one of them.
0:40.9	If you don't have an ice cream truck driver, then how the fuck are you going to get your ice cream?
0:46.6	It's not rhetorical.
0:48.0	Nope.
0:48.8	Just curious.
0:50.2	I mean, I guess you go to 7-Eleven.
0:52.4	But, I mean, they have to get the ice cream.
0:53.9	You know, somebody has to drop it off.
0:55.2	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:59.7	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:01.1	Great.
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