Episode 899: The Bear, The Fish and The Baby Duckling.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Paul improves Matt's act. Jacob attends a new show in town, but is he a monster that isn't safe to be around? Sexy sexy scoopmail and Jock. Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	The following people are ice cream truck drivers. They go over to preaching fun.com, and they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers. The ones I'd like to think right now are Star Trooper 3,000 scoop, Rusty Scoop, Full Cream Scoop, Stacey and Steve's Cringe Fest podcast, the most conscientious, nonpartisan listeners, and Frankie's Teaky Scoop.
0:28.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I hope you do, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:34.3	Preaching fun.com, that is where you can sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and the life you save may be your own.
0:42.3	It's true.
0:44.3	It's just true.
0:46.3	Preaching fun.com, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:50.3	Help us out.
0:51.3	Love ya.
0:52.3	Kisses.
0:53.3	Me.
0:59.2	And now it's time for a show.
1:00.9	Hey, Johnny.
1:03.4	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:05.1	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:05.7	Great.
1:06.7	Let's go.
1:15.2	Call the Baptist, at least the names of a priest that were touching kids.
1:16.4	Did you look for your name on it?
1:18.9	The Baptist?
1:20.0	Yeah.
1:23.5	I was Catholic.
1:26.2	It's time for Matt McManley's ashtrim Social.
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