Episode 897: Driving Miss Swayze.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Neal Fischer author of his first book, "Being Patrick Swayze" (bookshop.org) talks all things Swayze, airport massages and awkward facial injuries. Steve Branham and Matt have beef... and not just tacos from El Derado Cantina. Good sounding scoop mail and jock vs nerd scoopardy trivia.

https://bookshop.org/books/being-patrick-swayze-essential-teachings-from-the-master-of-the-mullet/9781797212166

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0:00.0	The following people are ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.0	That means they go over to preaching fun.com, and they sign up to be an ice cream truck driver
0:11.7	to bring you your motherfucking ice cream.
0:14.6	That's greater Sunday scoop, ice blue scoop, Jake Schneider, Jeff Harris, and Jesse Miller.
0:20.6	Also, those people save an orphanage. That's right, an orphanage.
0:26.3	Just one. They all saved the same one, though. Yeah, yeah. They got together. They saved a orphanage.
0:31.2	A villain was like, I'm going to burn eight orphanages. You can save one.
0:34.2	And they defeated that villain. Yeah. And they saved that orphanage.
0:37.7	Yeah.
0:38.2	Unfortunately, there were no orphans in that orphanage.
0:40.8	It was just a building labeled the orphanage.
0:43.7	Good bones.
0:44.4	But they saved it.
0:46.0	Good bones.
0:46.6	Good bones.
0:47.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver and save unoccupied orphanages, head over to
0:52.7	preaching fun.com.
0:54.3	Preaching fun.com, that's where you can sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:57.9	If you don't have an ice cream truck driver, then how the fuck are you going to get your ice cream?
1:03.0	Wet noise.
1:04.5	Matt, did you ever see Unoccupied Orphanages open for the family at I.O.?
1:08.2	Hey, Johnny.
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