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Episode 89 Teaser - How Not To Invade Russia

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2017

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

A smart episode about history is completely derailed by Felix's obsession with his own piss. Listen to the whole thing here: https://www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

It is cold like Minnesota in Russia.

0:03.0

Don't forget it.

0:04.2

And also don't fall asleep.

0:05.8

If it's like really, if you're outdoors

0:07.8

and it's like below freezing,

0:10.7

don't just like fall asleep because you're tired and it feels good at the time

0:13.9

that little bit of warmth that you're feeling is actually you dying so like yeah

0:18.1

don't do that this is also Napoleon hardly ever slept so that's I think the

0:21.8

general a good general message real Napoleon

0:24.2

now that's me too and feel like Trump honest I mean apparently

0:28.0

doesn't sleep by all the geniuses me Trump and Napoleon I don't get tired. No, I mean look but also when you're

0:37.9

outside when you you've invaded Russia you're occupying it, it's winter.

0:44.0

This is the one time where you can do the thing that you always want to do but can't.

0:49.0

It's piss in your bed.

0:51.0

It's piss all over yourself. It'll keep you warm no it won't it will do that for like 18 seconds well well you guys have some weak

0:59.8

piss it's getting cold that quick you're just pissing for like 72 hours, just a slow stream.

1:05.0

No, dude, my piss does not get cold.

1:07.0

Yeah.

1:08.0

Yeah.

1:09.0

I have to piss into like one of those, uh, into a centrif centrifuge so can you go into gas go out my window.

1:16.6

My piss has never gotten cold.

1:19.2

A sharper image. Yeah. For men with high tea our nutsacks are basically radiators. It's like my dick is the

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