Ring ring ring ring. Uh, hello?

Yes, hello. I'm sorry.

Who is?

May I speak to Mr Chappo, please?

Yeah, well, you're speaking to the Chappo Trap House, you're on air right now.

I rang up the number, I found it listed in the phone book that for Mr Chappo Trap House,

this is Sebastian Gorka.

Sebastian Gorka.

Because I'm very upset and I'd like to telephonically bully you for a couple of

me.

Wait wait Sebastian are you calling from the White House?

Please yeah I can't I can't disclose the location where I am, but yes, I will put it this way.

I am dressed in a sort of felt blue tourist, come this way, don't touch that sort of uniform and I'm here with the

president's special counsel of whatever it is.

Sebastian why are you calling I mean I know we discussed you on last week's show.

Because I think what you've been saying about me has been just absolutely atrocious.

Just an absolute violation of human rights.

And I think if you're going to talk about someone that way and not even get into my origin story,

and not even get the right of response, or the right, you know, of just a minor genocidal act or something, I think that in truth you are being terrorists.

You are being terrorists of the internet and I don't think it's fair.

Why wouldn't you have just come down to the White House instead of suggesting that I have gawka girls?

Gawka girls?

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