Hey, everybody, it's Brendan.

So, look, we had a pretty good show lined up for you this week.

It was actually really good.

We had Barack Obama on the show.

But, unfortunately, Felix spilled a great knee high on my laptop, and we lost this one.

So we're in a tight spot.

Everyone's busy, and they can't record today.

But luckily, I have been producing this show for a pretty long time.

And by now, I can basically, you know, act out everyone's schick,

almost by, by rote. So, um, what I'm going to try to do is basically fill in, uh, for the gang

here. I've got all their mics set up where they usually sit, and I'm just going to channel them.

And, yeah, I think this is doable.

Okay.

Hello, friends.

It's Chapo.

It's this week's choppo.

Chopo, let's go. It's me, Will Menaker,

your host. I'm the main one. And with me, uh, Felix Bieberman. Uh, uh, uh, yeah, that reminds me how, uh, Saudi Arabia is like, uh, when you leave your protein powder at the gym,

and then you're playing GTA, and that's like solophism.

And Matt Christman.

Oh, I'm so mad.

Oh, God, I can't stand.

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