Episode 89: Cheese Heads
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2015
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we eat some cheese with the guys from The Dicks N' Cider Show. Lahna shoots the shit and talks all things queso with this hilarious crew from Wisconsin... and who wouldn't love an episode dedicated to cheese (fuck you, vegans)? So listen in and be a fly on the wall during a night out with some cheese heads, then go get a block or two for yourself.
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| 0:00.0 | How do you know the difference between semen flavor and the salt of the curd? |
| 0:06.2 | I mean, it's kind of a... |
| 0:08.5 | I didn't ask. |
| 0:09.7 | You really got to ask these questions, you know? |
| 0:13.3 | It's like... |
| 0:14.1 | Semen is salty? |
| 0:15.6 | You must. |
| 0:16.5 | I've never tasted semen. |
| 0:18.0 | It's actually pretty funny. |
| 0:18.8 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:20.0 | Seamen versus cheese curd, which tastes better. |
| 0:23.0 | Man, I don't know. |
| 0:24.5 | I wouldn't even know where to begin. |
| 0:33.1 | I like the house to cold. |
| 0:36.2 | I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking. I like to eat a lot. It scares me when she's driving. And that always causes a bite. I like to fuck in the morning. And I like to fuck at the morning And I like to fuck at night |
| 0:54.4 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:01.6 | All those things you do |
| 1:04.3 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:07.3 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:09.6 | Sometimes you are wrong Sometimes you're a dirty chew. Sometimes you are wrong. |
| 1:13.2 | Sometimes you're not right. |
| 1:16.0 | I like deep us in the morning. |
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