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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 88: Craigslist Storytime with Gaye

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

 

This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome Lahna's high-school friend and craigslist aficionado, Gaye. Gaye shares stories about everything from getting explosive diarrhea in a dressing room to giving a blowjob in Home Depot to a guy she met on craigslist. THIS is how we do story time at Perfect 10. You're welcome. 

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0:00.0

It's just like a baseball mitt.

0:01.4

You keep it oiled up.

0:02.4

You'll be fine.

0:03.2

You got to get that Rollins juice in that pussy meat. Get that Rollins juice in there. Boom. Rawlings is a cat's looking ponderous at me because she doesn't know baseball references. Is that what you put in your mitt to make it soft? Yeah. Yeah. I just put it together. And you put it in your baseball mitt and it breaks down the leather. and then you batwing it out and beat the shit out of it,

0:23.0

just like pussy, all right?

0:24.5

But when you get used to it, when it gets broken, you can play with it again, just like pussy.

0:29.4

All right, but it doesn't look as nice as when you first got it.

0:32.5

Again, just like pussy.

0:43.3

Yeah. just like pussy. I like the house to cold. I like to keep it hot.

0:46.3

I don't care much for cooking.

0:49.3

I like to eat a lot.

0:52.3

It scares me where she's driving

0:55.0

And that always causes a fight

0:57.0

I like to fuck in the morning

1:00.0

And I like to fuck at night

1:03.0

Sometimes it drives me crazy

1:10.0

Oh those things you do

1:12.6

You're a big bad gentile

1:15.6

And you're a dirty chew

1:17.6

Sometimes you are wrong

1:20.6

Sometimes you're not right

1:23.6

I like teepus in the morning

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