Episode 90: Right in the Kisser
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2015
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna catches up with Ralphie on the tour bus and comedian Chris Strait teaches us how to throw a punch. We talk all things comedy, boxing, and MMA with Chris, and learn what sports and past lives Ralphie left behind to do comedy. Whether you're used to taking the hit or throwing the punch, this episode is for you.
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| 0:00.0 | I also get farted on a lot that way. |
| 0:02.5 | I get cozyed up too. |
| 0:03.7 | I get that sweet little ass. |
| 0:05.9 | I don't fart bouts. |
| 0:06.8 | I don't fart on you. |
| 0:08.0 | I don't fart on you. |
| 0:09.8 | You don't have to fart anywhere near me for it to kill me. |
| 0:12.5 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:13.0 | First of all, my farts are not nearly as stinky as yours. |
| 0:25.0 | I like the house too cold I like to keep it hot |
| 0:27.7 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:30.6 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:33.2 | scares me when she's driving |
| 0:36.1 | and that always causes a fight |
| 0:38.8 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:41.6 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 0:44.1 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 0:51.3 | All those things you do |
| 0:54.0 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 0:57.0 | and you're a dirty chew |
| 0:59.3 | sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:02.3 | sometimes you're not right |
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