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Episode 87 Teaser - In Memory Of Gary Tasteman

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2017

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

In the middle of a dispatch from CPAC, Felix pays tribute to a Rockabilly legend. Subscribe to hear it tonight: https://www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

This Geraldine actually is the most realistic.

0:03.7

She says, there's nothing Conservatives can do to change those mush for brains.

0:08.6

They're just going to have to wait.

0:10.2

When they have a job and a baby baby they can talk to me about socialism

0:13.6

because then they'll say no thanks and become rugged individualists.

0:18.4

Yeah, the moment they have a baby and

0:20.9

the Trump debtor protection squad doesn't let them take it home until they pay the hospital.

0:26.3

They're going to be like, yeah, socialism is bad.

0:30.0

Thanks Geraldine, you old piece of. Bitter old fucking crone.

0:34.0

fuck you.

0:35.0

And I'm sorry actually that name is funny to me.

0:37.0

Maybe just because I spoke to weed.

0:39.0

No, I mean it sounds like a name know an object of affection in a monkey's song it's

0:45.5

yeah yeah it's a guy someone with a bull cut and a turtleneck fucked her in

0:50.8

1958 bottleneck fucked her in 1958. She was the subject of the famous 50 song, Oh Sweetie Baby, by Gary Tasteman.

1:00.0

Gary Tasteman, one of the inventors of rock and roll,

1:06.0

tragically died when his blimp ran into Holland Tunnel, killing 300.

1:12.0

I'm a rock a billy guy I have a tattoo of all my favorite

1:16.6

singers in the 50s Gary Tastemaned Joey popsicle

1:20.8

fucking Gary Buddy.

1:26.2

My wife has, my wife has bullshit,

1:28.9

bullshit rockability tattoos.

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