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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #856: Pet Shop Protocols

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2011

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

We discuss how to stop drunks from pet shopping and the highs and lows of making a living doing stand-up with guest Andy Kindler

Transcript

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0:00.0

Star Wars which Cassidy and the Sundance Kid the sound of music in the tradition of these great films about fighting back

0:09.3

Against the odds 20th century Fox presents another milestone in motion picture history

0:18.6

They've been laughed at picked on and put down they don't have the moves or the muscle

0:24.8

But they've got the brains. I know what we're gonna do. It's time for the odd

0:30.6

To get even revenge of the nerds their time has come

0:43.8

Let's drink to this a very special Wednesday afternoon edition of tbtl the show that's probably too beautiful to live

0:51.8

Oh ma pa it's just beautiful

0:55.1

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host weighing in at

0:58.5

188 pounds

1:04.1

Yes, that's right. I'm trying to get trying to get it together and having a little bit of success

1:08.8

Which is exciting. Here is what else we'll excite you. This is episode 856 and a collector series and we have

1:15.6

We have a regular

1:17.3

Certified genuine humdinger of a program. Hi, this is Luke from Suzie coming tonight on tbtl

1:23.8

We will enjoy a a fireside chat with mr. Andy Kindler. I consider myself to be a

1:29.6

A comedy pioneer. This is true in 1992. I was the first comedian to say am I right ladies

1:38.0

That was me

1:40.0

Before that the comedians didn't care if the ladies thought they were correct. I changed all that

1:46.4

Yes, he did and he will be performing at tonight as the headliner at laugh hole at chop sui at nine o'clock

1:53.4

You want to come out and see that also it's Wednesday

1:56.9

Oh, hey, we will be calling one of you the tens of listeners at random

2:02.6

To see what it is you'd like to chat about also because it's Wednesday

2:05.7

We talk about things that are in our estimation pretty cool

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