What is the secret to doing a show every single night for almost 30 years?

I stick to a strict routine every day. I wake up an hour and a half after I take my show

I get five different newspapers and I read them until I'm done with my farting then I'm ready to get out of bed

Now here's what things get tricky. My pajamas look remarkably like my clothes. So there's a lot of confusion

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Yes indeed the secret of our success and here we are at episode 855 of the program that just might be too beautiful to live

Yes, it is T-B-T-L

We're ending with an L still

All right, five that's what we've been doing. Hi everybody. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of the show

I'm your host Luke Berber. Yes, and one hell yeah

Yes, this is 855 and a collector's I'm weighing in it

190 pounds

Because we went away for the weekend and I just I started just putting anything in my mouth that I could find it fireworks

Grass clippings foods that were high high high in carbohydrates. I wish I hadn't done that and so now we're dealing with the

Affron that's not the only aftermath by the way of the 4th of July weekend, which we'll get to in a minute here

We've also got all kinds of other

Interesting and fascinating topics to discuss with you well

It's happened people the seventh seal has been opened and the world will be ending very soon

Thanks to a tweet. I just read from Charlie. I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen

Full details on that if we get that far in the show because honestly it's n times people

Uh, we'll uh, we'll try to get to that as quickly as possible. Also, it's Monday. Well, it's not it's Tuesday

But it's our Monday because we were on tape yesterday. So it's great time

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