Episode 854 - RIP Showtime
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
The Showtime network is officially dead, the 22-year-old JV high school basketball coach was down a player so she suited up and dominated 13-year-old girls, and Burger King's chicken sandwiches look like garbage.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross you by GhostBet.com! |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah, JB's, we got snow here, oh, do we? |
| 0:29.0 | Snow in everywhere, there is a barrage of flurries down here in Texas. |
| 0:36.0 | Flurries, yeah. |
| 0:37.0 | That would alter your mind right now. |
| 0:40.0 | Stay safe, stay safe out there. |
| 0:44.0 | Ah, we're barely haggard. |
| 0:47.0 | It's only just the same as it was. |
| 0:51.0 | Whatever, I don't know what's going on here anymore. |
| 0:54.0 | Up, went to my car, it was frozen solid out in these streets. |
| 0:59.0 | I didn't know what to do. |
| 1:01.0 | I didn't have a window scraper, nothing. |
| 1:04.0 | I did it in my bare hands and a butter knife. |
| 1:08.0 | And I had to fight my way out this morning. |
| 1:10.0 | Did you use a butter knife? |
| 1:12.0 | Sure didn't. |
| 1:13.0 | Sure didn't. |
| 1:14.0 | I used a plastic pancake knife from McDonald's. |
| 1:18.0 | I fought my way out, James, I braved it here. |
| 1:22.0 | Everything is closed. |
| 1:26.0 | It's all closed. |
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