Episode 853 - Scientology Leader Gone Missing
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
We play arguably the worst rap song ever made, the slap fight show on TBS is trash, and AI is going to put every writer out of work forever -- plus David Miscavige, the leader of the Church of Scientology, is missing.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:17.0 | Ross you by GhostBet.com! |
| 0:23.0 | James I |
| 0:26.0 | Little Friday |
| 0:28.0 | Little Tony Friday |
| 0:31.0 | Weird Patreon True Noon Day |
| 0:35.0 | Oh yeah, we're getting weird today. I think we need to get weird. We're gonna get weird today |
| 0:39.0 | We always get weird on these Thursday shows. We do. We're gonna get super weird |
| 0:42.0 | I'm gonna start off at the top, okay? |
| 0:45.0 | I |
| 0:46.0 | I |
| 0:48.0 | I believe this is real. Okay, so |
| 0:51.0 | We always bitch about music and new music and everything else, right? And we get suggestions from the audience and |
| 0:58.0 | Typically, I'll check a DM or a tweet or whatever it is and I'll just pop it open in the gym |
| 1:03.0 | I'll be like all right cool. I'm in the gym if it's a song I'll give it a go see if maybe I can work out to it have some fun and |
| 1:10.0 | Maybe it's a banger, right? |
| 1:12.0 | Matt Bess used to send me some back in the day and I always enjoyed him and I was like oh shit. I don't know this person |
| 1:17.0 | This is great. Usually some weird person from SoundCloud or whatever |
| 1:21.0 | This was coming off of like YouTube. It was like a YouTube video and I was like all right cool, man, and I'll just play the song and it was in my pocket |
| 1:30.0 | If this is today's music, I don't know whether we should all just call it a rap and get inside the Swedish capsule to kill ourselves |
| 1:39.0 | or |
| 1:40.0 | If this is the greatest troll of all time and maybe we're finding the new who are those two weirdos with the shaved heads that we |
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