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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 855 - Texas The Softest State In The Country

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The entire state of Texas gets shut down by a mildly cold rain, Justin Bieber sells his catalog, there's an alarming amount of celebrities going sober, and is Tom Brady retired for good?


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0:00.0

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution!

0:16.0

Ross you by Ghostbite.com!

0:24.8

Oh, James! Texas strong! Texas strong! Pray for Texas! Pray for Texas! We are going through it,

0:35.6

James, how are you doing over there? You bundled up? Yeah, yeah. To say that I'm miserable is

0:43.9

a gross understatement. Sure is, sure is. Guys, we're in it right now. I don't even know,

0:52.8

we're this pre-recorded. We don't know if we're going to have electricity tomorrow. Delco,

0:59.3

did you have electricity? Yeah, how are you guys doing over there? This morning when you woke up

1:02.7

at your house? I did not. George, you have a monkey over there, buddy. I did not have power.

1:08.7

Are he and studios not currently working well? No, no, it's not. It's really struggling here.

1:14.7

I want you guys to know I'm here and I'm engaged and I'm working hard. Texas strong!

1:20.6

Texas strong, everybody! This is what it went to. George, I walked in with a Jersey mic and we were

1:27.6

all like, where'd you get that Jersey like like came out from under the thing? How'd you get food,

1:35.1

man? How'd you get food? Got some less sandwich? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I just went there and got it.

1:43.7

Nothing is open here. George, I've found the one Jersey mic. I feel like we're in 28 days later

1:48.7

where it's like, oh, is there is there something open? Do you hear somebody? Yeah, burn it up there.

1:54.0

Hello. I drove down the the mean streets or highway of 290. Everything is shut down. Delco's

2:02.5

without power. Joel's without power couldn't get in. Couldn't get an Uber. We have a half inch snow

2:08.4

on the ground. Maybe a quarter tops. It's a little icy. Sure, but that's about it here. Every time

2:15.6

Anthony, Anthony Holloway on Drinking Broses, yeah, man, you guys need to move the Texas.

2:19.9

This shit's going to fuck go down. It's the only state that's left. No, this is the weakest state in

2:24.5

America. It's the softest fucking state in America. Texas is so fucking weak. Even our goddamn

2:30.3

governor can't walk. It's the worst state of all time. Well, you know why? Why is that? Because one

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