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Childish

Episode 85 - Fantasizing About Divorce

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Can you be happily married but fantasize about divorce? Greg and Alison weigh in plus Greg evades Alison's personal questions, Alison argues with Daniel over Elliot's hair, a study says pregnant moms shouldn't touch marijuana and we tell you why the kitchen might be the best place for virtual school.

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:07.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me out.

0:14.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:17.0

How can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.0

Who the hell decided I was ready to go? Hey, I'm Greg Fitzimmons. I'm Allison Rosen. Today, Childe is brought to you not only by your

0:30.1

Libson, your down, your Apple podcast, or your Stitcher, but also, we're also live streaming.

0:38.1

We are live streaming for the first time.

0:40.9

For the very first time will we get canceled?

0:44.0

Will there be a nip slip from Greg?

0:47.0

Anything, will your sack make an appearance?

0:50.0

Anything could happen?

0:51.0

I almost saw a nip. What would it take? What would it really take for us to get cancelled? You know?

1:00.4

It's an interesting question because it's like what would it take to immediately put us on the map and then take us off the map?

1:08.8

Right. Yeah.

1:10.8

I think any sort of slur, the right kind of slur would do it. I think something of a an illegal nature.

1:26.0

What if we just gave, what if we gave faulty advice about how to give CPR to a baby?

1:31.0

Well, it hasn't gotten us canceled yet. So... Did we ever correct that? We

1:38.4

corrected it, right? We did. But remember, remember I... So we announced that we, so we talked about it, it became very apparent that we didn't know what we were talking about.

1:49.0

And then I was like, I don't think we should offer this advice because I don't trust what we're saying.

1:55.3

And then you said we should challenge ourselves to be smarter and we're going to offer a correction on the the next episode and the correction I wanted to give and this is a real cop out I'm going to own that the correction I wanted to give was go to Red Cross or go to you know whatever website it was because it was so

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