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Childish

Episode 84 - Greg's Guns and The Fart Machine

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Greg went to a shooting range and turns out he isn't the expert marksman he thought he might be. Elliot is repeating something Alison told him and she's worried she's done him a disservice. And Greg microdosed—an hour before this episode. Plus your calls and news stories.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:07.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

0:14.0

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.0

Who the hell decided I was ready to go? Hey what's happening everybody it's Greg Fitzi. It's Allison Rosiney.

0:27.0

Together we're kind of grooving into a nice Thursday afternoon.

0:34.7

We've had a summer here in LA that can't be described quite as in LA summer.

0:38.6

It's been hovering in the low 70s, which is pleasant. But it's not not hot it's not beach weather. You and I don't

0:46.1

live in the same part of town so where you are it's 70s it's like a good 10 to 20

0:51.6

degrees hotter where I am. However, it's only 80, which is like really

0:56.4

temperate for Burbank right now. It should be like 103 right now over here.

1:02.4

It is amazing. We're like about 10 miles apart from each other and

1:06.2

it's it's 20 degrees different. Mm-hmm. And that's the big argument against living in the valley or I guess in any valley and people would tell us that but it's just

1:16.7

You know what can I say you got a bigger yard than me

1:20.6

I do you got a slip and slide going back there?

1:24.0

No, we bought an inflatable pool that has a little slide attached to it

1:30.0

and there you hook the hose up to it and there's these little sprinklers that come down and like keep the slide wet so the kids can slide.

1:38.0

But Elliot is afraid of the water so we have to turn it off and then he like sticks to the slide on his way down.

1:44.7

Yeah. You know it's wonderful. It's perfect.

1:48.4

It is kind of perfect. I mean it sounds it sounds like fun at least they're getting in a pool is there is there a pool

1:54.6

that you guys usually go to if it weren't COVID no I mean I think that if it weren't COVID

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