The scary ones are the fucking Canadians.

You Canadians coming down here with your goddamn beaver money, Lana's Canadian, y'all.

All right?

That's the real problem.

But because they speak the same fucking language and look just like regular old white people,

nobody says shit till they try to pronounce a boot or they bring out their fucking syrup.

Can I say my problem with the whole thing?

No, no, no, I'm not done yet.

I like the house to cold.

I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking.

I like to eat a lot.

It scares me when she's driving.

And that always causes a bite.

I like to fuck in the morning.

And I like to fuck at night sometimes it drives me crazy all those things

you do you're a big fat gentile and you're a dirty chew. Sometimes you are wrong.

Sometimes you're not right.

I like deep us in the morning.

And I suck to get night.

Hi, guys.

This is Ralph E. May and my sweet wife, Lana Turner.

And we asked you guys if you had any questions for us, creepy or otherwise, hit us up with it.

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