Episode 83: Shove it Up Your Pie-Hole

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2015

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Perfect 10 podcast comedian Mike Faverman makes the mistake of letting us bring back one of our favorite Perfect 10 traditions - a pie to the face! But before Lahna gets Mike in the kisser with a mountain of cream, we talk Mike's history of adoptions - animal and human - which leads Lahna and Ralphie into a heated discussion about... cats.

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0:00.0	But just know that if I'm ever super sick, just...
0:02.4	Hey, if you sneeze, I'll put you out.
0:04.2	I know.
0:04.8	I'll sneeze. I'll say, she wanted it. She wanted it. Yeah, it's been recorded now. She wanted it. She said she had to sneeze and was tired of sneezing. And I didn't want to say bless you, so she had me put her down. Yeah. Bam! Put a bullet in that. one was the head butter down.
0:02.5	Call the vet, give her some juice,
0:04.8	have them take her, BAM! Put a bullet in that, go on with his head, put her down.
0:24.1	Call the vet, give her some juice,
0:26.2	have them take away and bring back some dust.
0:35.5	I like the house too cold.
0:38.3	I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking
0:41.3	I like to eat a lot
0:44.3	scares me when she's driving
0:47.3	and that always causes a fight
0:49.3	I like to fuck in the morning
0:52.3	and I like to fuck in the morning And I like to fuck at night
0:59.0	Sometimes it drives me crazy
1:02.0	All those things you do
1:05.0	You're a big fat gentile
1:07.0	And you're a dirty chew
1:10.0	Sometimes you are wrong And you're a dirty chew.
1:12.6	Sometimes you are wrong.
1:15.1	Sometimes you're not right.
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