Episode 85: Inside Out with Allison Weber
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2015
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we hit the bing-bong with comedian Allison Weber to talk about her playing Joy in our brand new Inside Out parody sketch! Allison/Joy talks the benefits of staying positive (much to Ralphie's dismay) and the benefits of smoking weed (much to Ralphie's delight). We get technical about THC and CBD as a super-fun cure for a litany of ailments (except a case of sadness), and round it all out with some more JOY from the one and only, Allison Weber. Listen in to hear how spot-on Lahna's casting choices are, and then check out our Inside Out video starring Lahna, Ralphie, Allison, and a host of your favorite comedians!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm tired |
| 0:00.8 | and then you stop |
| 0:01.6 | I get it done |
| 0:02.2 | because no you don't get it done |
| 0:03.9 | yes I do you have to go back five more times you sit there for hours and you rub you little asshole raw fucking wipe it just has to have a TV installed in the bathroom I got damn right because I want to sit in my bathtub I got a big fucking bathtub and enjoy the TV it would be facing the toilet you lie fuck you I want it facing the bathtub How do you face it at the bathroom? |
| 0:01.2 | There's no wall to put it. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, on the other side. |
| 0:02.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:03.5 | Oh. |
| 0:04.1 | Oh. be facing the toilet you lie fuck you i want it facing the bathtub how do you face it the bathtub there's no wall to put |
| 0:22.4 | it oh on the other side yeah oh oh i've just figured you wanted it so it faced the toilet no |
| 0:28.6 | no i have my iPad if i want to fucking read something or watch something you're always doing |
| 0:33.9 | that because you're in there for hours why are you taking the joy out of my shitting? |
| 0:38.3 | Just because you can't. I mean, you got to rain on my fucking shit parade. I swear to God. I've a drop a goddamn deuce. I'm dropping it. It's awesome. You see why Allison probably has joy? She's such a happy person. We're going to bring it back to Allison. Because she poops properly. She's got a nice mand that lets her have cats. |
| 0:36.0 | Whatever. |
| 0:37.2 | She's full of joy because she'sops properly. Whatever. She's got a nice mandoliter of cats. |
| 0:54.8 | Whatever. |
| 0:56.1 | She's full of joy because she's over there at that weed shop. |
| 0:59.8 | That's true. |
| 1:00.3 | I've been working at that place. |
| 1:01.1 | That's true. |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah, man. |
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