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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 82: Six Month Checkup

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2015

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

It's been six months since we've brought the podcast back, so time for a little catch-up with our Perfect 10 Podcast hosts! Lahna and Ralphie update us on life on the road, life with the kids, and some new video and film projects they've been working on all while fitting in some debates on comedy, Bill Cosby, and stinky white people. We hope you've come to expect nothing less from us here at Perfect 10. 

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0:00.0

That's creepy white people shit, man.

0:02.2

You don't see hardly ever see black people doing that shit. But that's, that's, now that's not. Necrophilia? What are you talking about? Well, Cosby's the one that just got caught. No, I mean, but what's, it's a, it's a, somebody who's a sick fuck. Yeah, sick fuck. And that doesn't fall along any color of skin. Somehow white people are sicker than black people.

0:21.7

No, it's genetics and it's your hormones.

0:25.7

I'm telling you, white people are crazier.

0:27.9

That's so racist.

0:28.9

It's the truth.

0:30.3

So I don't know if you pulled a group of necrophelics, would you know how many...

0:35.4

White people.

0:43.3

... Philex. Would you know how many... White people. I like the house to cold.

0:46.3

I like to keep it hot.

0:49.3

I don't care much for cooking.

0:51.3

I like to eat a lot.

0:57.0

Scares me where she's driving. And that always causes a fight.

1:00.0

I like to fuck in the morning.

1:02.0

And I like to fuck at night.

1:05.0

Sometimes it drives me crazy

1:11.6

All those things you do

1:14.6

You're a big bad gentile

1:17.6

And you're a dirty chew

1:20.6

Sometimes you are wrong

1:23.6

Sometimes you're not right

1:25.6

I like tea bus in the morning And I stopped at night So it's been a minute It's been a while It's been a while since we've started the podcast I mean we had a whole year of podcasting Then we went away for a while Yeah And then we've been back now for what? Six months Six months So it's good for a little catch-up now, right? Yeah, right. See what's up? Yeah, I'm doing good. I feel good. I'm busting my ass. I'm working. Well, you've had two specials come out in the last, like... Yeah. One in March and one in June. I don't think anybody's ever done that.

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