Hey everyone, yes, that theme song means that you are listening to 3752 pages. We'll never get back.

I'm Michael J. Nelson. This is the podcast where along with my cohort at Rift Tracks,

well, and this podcast, I guess, we read some bad books and we talk about them on a podcast that you

are now listening to. The person who I do it with, with whom I do it, I don't know, is Connor Lestoga.

Connor, how are you? I'm good. I'm proud to be a cohort. You know, I have been a hort many times, but, you know, only a cohort a few, so it feels good. The cohort, but no, there's a proud, isn't that a, is that a Roman, like, Legion? I'm part of the cohort. I can 100% assure you that I have no ideas to the entomology of cohort. What? I think it's a Roman, it's a unit of Roman soldiers. So it's good. It's a good thing. Okay. We are part of the cohort. Okay. Are we going to start off this way? Are we going to, should we just clap it? All right, let's start again. Fine. Theme song, and we're back.

All right, we're talking about Twilight today.

No, no garbage banter to start.

We're going right into Midnight's.

Entomology, yes.

Yes.

We are reading the, not a prequel, the retelling of the Twilight Saga from the guy's point of view.

Which we have learned last week, I think, from a faithful listener, has already been done.

Well, it's been done told from a different point of view.

Yes.

It is pretty much...

So this is the third point of view retelling of the Twilight Saga.

It pretty much is... We have to hope that Stephanie Meyer does not discover like the Death Star and then just, you know, sort of combines those two things of retelling the origin of the

death star over and over again from different Vampire's points of view.

Or she reverses the pride and prejudice and zombies and just goes,

Twilight and dead presidents or, you know, whatever.

Puts in some stuffy history about Roman legions, perhaps.

Cohorts.

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