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I am Michael J. Nelson, along with Connor Lestoka. Connor, good day, sir. Good day, sir. I said good day. I did too. So that we have both established that we wish the other one a good day. I had a friend who I once said, did that, you know, I said good day,, sir. And he said, hey, that's, that's mine.

I came up with him. What? He honestly thought that he, wow, that he somehow had claimed to that.

I don't know. Were you quoting Gene Wilder or was that, you know, is that beyond that?

Were you just quoting, you know, an old-timey guy?

I was quoting, yeah, a combination of Gene Wilder, and I believe that in Tootsie, I believe

that Tootsie says that.

So there's multiple sources that he could have derived that from.

Yes, yeah.

I'm not sure he was claiming that he originated it, but somehow he had ownership

over it. There's been a bit that I've been working, workshopping in my head for four years now,

probably, where a guy is at the, at a urinal and he does the thing. People don't, I don't think

a lot of women might realize this, but he does

a thing where he spits into the urinal before he starts peeing. Oh, yes. And then the guy next to

him leans over and he's like, you know, uh, you know, I invented that. I was the first guy to,

uh, to do the spit into the urinal before you, uh, wow. Yeah. Trademark. Um, well, that's not primarily what we talk about on this podcast.

It started to edge up there.

I've been making my push, yeah.

This is the podcast where we talk about bad books.

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