Episode 82 – The Comedy Stylings of Emmett

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8 • 595 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2020

⏱️ 649 minutes

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So many words, so many of them “monster”! A jam-packed episode: Conor sails through several Sonic Challenges Mike, ahem, sails through Real or Fanfic Our listeners mail in and we steal it Believe it or not there are plenty of Dumb Sentences. There are GOFFS! (get it?) Special thanks to our patreon supporters! Get every … Continue reading "Episode 82 – The Comedy Stylings of Emmett"

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, everyone.
0:16.0	372 pages will never get back. And this is many more pages than that that we're We'll never get back.
0:21.6	And this is many more pages than that that we're never going to get back.
0:25.4	This is Michael J. Nelson, along with Connor Lestoka.
0:27.7	How are you, Connor?
0:28.6	My God, it's 650 some pages, 58, 59.
0:35.5	Oh, my God.
0:36.7	Don't drop this book on your foot.
0:38.7	Every single one of them, of those words, coming out of the fertile mind of Edward Cullen.
0:45.7	Really looking forward to never changing points of view.
0:49.5	Oh, man.
0:52.4	Just, yeah, through his eyes, observing just a bunch of other characters who are not interesting and who are not, you know, doing anything that we haven't seen before.
1:02.9	It's going to be a heck of a ride.
1:05.6	Just looking at the rejected pitches for this book, your most boring friend explains the movie Twilight to you in excruciating detail.
1:17.0	Or let's print some money, Random House.
1:22.3	I think that might be the more accurate one.
1:25.9	Yeah, it's Twilight as retold from Edward's point of view. And I'm not sure as so far if it's the Twilight saga retold from his view. So I don't know if we're getting, you know, a bunch of, you know, I don't know if we're getting their wedding and their baby all in this book or if it's just going to be the first book? Oh. Right?
1:44.8	I mean,
1:45.0	I mean, at this pace, I don't see how, yeah, I don't know.
1:48.7	Unless he really picks things up.
1:51.4	Right.
1:52.5	Yeah.
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