And we have the perfect guys here to help us celebrate at the claiming lips.

Nobody knows this, a little piece of Sasquatch history. The initial mascot was based in part on Wayne Coyne.

The people who Sasquatch sent me out here to thank all of you because Sasquatch is what it is because of all of the amazing bands and all of the amazing performers

but mostly because all of you, you beautiful sunburned bastard to you.

Now you've gone and done it America. You've gotten your hands all over a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

These show that is probably too beautiful to live.

Here's my sweet stash, let's freaking party.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 186 pounds.

Boy, it's almost like four days of existing on nothing but pop chips, Molly Moon's ice cream and Tequila.

It might not be great for a body.

But that's the way it goes over at the Sasquatch Music Festival, which we've just returned from.

Sasquatch is a real, a really sleepy.

Apologies for the voice.

I'd like to tell you that my voice was blown out as I was in the mosh pit, yelling and screaming and corousing related to some kind of cool band.

But I don't have a story that interesting about it. What actually happened to my voice is I was driving home last night from the festival.

I ended up staying until really late because Wilco, a very favorite band of mine, was playing the last concert of the whole affair.

And so I didn't get out of there until, I don't know, 11, 30 at night, some late hour.

And so I'm driving and I put the seat warmer on six in my car, which was my first mistake.

I feel warm and I'm levitating.

Because you don't want to get too comfortable when you've been basically awake for four days straight, rolling around in the dust, getting sunburned, basically living like an animal.

And then you get in the car, you turn on the butt warmer, and all of a sudden you feel like you're in this warm cocoon of love and sleepiness, which was the big problem.

I'm going somewhere with this, you guys don't worry.

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