There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered

from mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

From high above, the banks of the beautiful Columbia River. At the Gorge Amphitheater,

this is a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Let the great experiment begin!

Hey folks, this is your host, Luke Burbank. We are coming to you live from backstage at Sasquatch,

Music Festival, and my oh my, has it been an epic four days? Really, it's been three days

and change. By tonight it will have been an epic four days. We may not survive it, but I'll tell you,

I couldn't think of a more blissful way to spend my final hours on this planet. I'm flanked

by my good friend, Mr. Shanditori, Japan's number and mixer, I show you. Hello there.

How are you, brosif? You know what? I'm fixing to feel a little bit better, but I'm doing okay.

Yeah. And I stink to high hell. It's horrible. I like the idea that your stink goes down to hell.

Like it doesn't radiate to heaven. It's like heaven's like, don't bring that in here.

The devil's like, you know what? We'll take it, actually. We've got to, with the sulfur,

you hardly notice it. Right. It smells like farts. Very farty. That'd be great. Hell is just being

like on a plane when someone's farting and they want to admit to it. I've said this before on

TVTL, but people on airplanes, we can still smell your farts. Right. Like, and we're in an aluminum

can. We're thousands of feet above the earth. It's already a dangerous situation. Can you not

add that to the mix? But we didn't come here to talk about farting. We came here to talk about

this amazing thing that is the Sasquatch Music Festival. Sasquatch is a real, really sleepy.

Also, we've got Aaron Mason from The Grape's of Rad Podcast. Hello. How are you, sir?

I'm doing very well. This has been a phenomenal weekend. Unbelievable a couple of days here.

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