Episode 81: I'm a Whore, You're a Whore, We're all Whores

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

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4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2015

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome comedian Grant Lyon, who shares some funny sexcapade stories and launches us into the always-relevant topic of prostitution. We debate what makes a hooker and hooker and whether or not, boiled down, we're all just a bunch of whores.

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0:00.0	Okay. You definitely want to be the first before your guy. But if you're under any assumption that you're first that night, you're retarded.
0:14.8	Oh.
0:15.4	Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That path's been stepped on. Them bushes are squashed.
0:21.1	Oh, yeah.
0:22.5	Get in there and wiggle, son.
0:24.1	If you want to hit the edge or fucker like a you, you know, an upside down you, you go up one side, then over and back down.
0:32.0	Because you ain't touching both sides at the same time, Playboy.
0:35.7	I'm sorry.
0:37.3	Not even...
0:38.3	Well, unless it's swollen from the chlamydia.
0:41.1	Oh.
0:41.8	Oh, yeah.
0:42.8	Oh, it's a whore.
0:44.4	It's a whore.
0:46.1	This is why you don't fuck whores.
0:48.8	Oh, God damn.
0:50.6	Jesus.
1:01.0	Music Damn, Jesus. I like the house to cold. I like to keep it hot.
1:03.0	I don't care much for cooking.
1:07.0	I like to eat a lot.
1:09.0	Scares me when she's driving
1:11.6	And that always causes a bite
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