Episode 80: A Little Tattoo'll Do Ya
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2015
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we talk tattoos with comedian Nick Cobb, who's AMAZING "tramp stamp" remains stamped on his lower back, despite of a crowd-funding campaign to have it removed. We meet at Hooter's in Hollywood, because... where else... and talk all things ink and regrets, while Lahna takes a stab at a tramp stamp double-down. Listen in then send us your shitty tattoo pictures. You know you have at least one.
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| 0:00.0 | That's just sad when a girl has a tramp stamp, especially a girl of your age. I mean, when you came to age of age, I imagine you're what, 21? No, I'm 25. 25. Okay, still. But when you came to an age where you could get a tattoo, tramp stamps were already solidified as a bad idea. Yeah, but at one point, everybody was gaining. It was like the thing to do. When I was 16, one of my friends had it. |
| 0:22.4 | My sister had it. |
| 0:23.6 | It was just, at that time moment, it was just, that was it. |
| 0:28.2 | You go get a tramp staff. |
| 0:29.6 | I just jumped on the bandwagon, and I've never jumped off. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.5 | That's what I did. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm never getting off in this bandwagon. |
| 0:36.7 | It's fun. |
| 0:45.2 | Music That's what I did. I'm never getting off of this man wagon. It's fun. I like the house to cold. |
| 0:48.1 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:50.9 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:54.0 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:56.0 | It scares me when she's driving |
| 0:59.0 | And that always causes a bite |
| 1:01.0 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:04.0 | And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:07.0 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:13.6 | All those things you do |
| 1:16.6 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:19.6 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:21.6 | Sometimes you are wrong |
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