Episode #808

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2011

⏱️ 77 minutes

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This episode was missing from the TBTL archives and re-uploaded on April 24, 2025. The original title and show description are missing.

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0:00.0	Any creative person will tell you you got to go a little crazy to make great art.
0:04.8	Let's see it.
0:09.0	Hamlet 2?
0:10.2	The deuce, correct.
0:12.5	Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?
0:15.7	I have a device.
0:17.0	The time machine door opens, revealing Hamlet, Gertrude, Polonius, and Hillary Clinton having what appears to be group sex.
0:27.5	That's about my troubled relationship with my father.
0:32.1	But you're doing this at school with the kids, right?
0:35.1	That's the plans, Dan. What do you think?
0:38.4	I think that your enthusiasm is remarkable.
0:43.8	I will take that.
0:45.1	I will take it.
0:47.1	TVTL.
0:53.5	And we'll take this.
0:54.9	How's about a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live?
1:01.4	Psychopathic, straight, dirty clown.
1:03.2	Love, straight dirty clown.
1:06.4	Oh, man.
1:07.5	We have so many adventures, don't we, here on TBTL?
1:10.5	This is, by the way, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:14.5	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 182 pounds.
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