Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage that messes arrangement, that dream within a dream.

Skip to the end. Have you the win?

Under your princess bar, bar, man, and wife, same man, and wife, man and wife.

T-B-T-L!

Well, Mauage and a variety of other things bring us together today here on this Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

to show that's probably too beautiful to live. Let the fun begin. This is episode eight hundred, recognize that.

Eight hundred and six of the collectors series, and we have so, so, so much to talk about.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Yes, there was apparently a kind of a big like wedding today or something that happened in Australia or Scotland.

Anyway, Jen will tell us all about it. She's been paying some attention to it.

Also, two and a half men, they say that they are going to be able to reconstitute better, faster, and more popular without Charlie Sheen.

He's not having that. We'll get into that. And a whole bunch of other stuff that we've got for you on this Friday.

By the way, my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

I joined here. This is, I would say, bigger than the royal wedding.

Japan's number one mixer, Mr. Sean Dittori, is actually...

Don't miss the sausage fest.

I know you never miss a good sausage fest, right?

I love them.

Yeah. And all the way from her perch in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

I love changes, but I drink a little.

I would say the nation's leading, the nation's leading royal's watcher, Jen Flash Andrews.

Hello, Jennifer.

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