April 28, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2011
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Demetri Martin stops by to explain why he's not a big fan of Twitter-based comedy, Jen and Jason's relationship is strained by English Tea and Cinnamon Rolls, and Luke humiliates himself in front of his on-again off-again trainer at the gym.
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| 0:00.0 | Zerts are what I call desserts tray trays or entrees. I call sandwiches, sammies, sanduzzles, or Adam Sandlers air conditioners are cool blasters with a z |
| 0:09.5 | I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big old cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice fried chicken is fry-fried |
| 0:16.9 | Chicky-chick chicken palm is chick-chicky-pom-brom chicken-catchatory |
| 0:21.2 | Chicky-catch. I call eggs pre-birds or future birds root beer is super water |
| 0:27.0 | Tortillas are bean blankies and I call forks |
| 0:31.3 | Food rakes |
| 0:32.5 | TFT |
| 0:37.8 | We'll get your bean blankets in your food rakes ready to go folks because what we have here on our hands is a |
| 0:43.5 | Thursday afternoon edition of TFTL the show that's |
| 0:47.0 | Probably too beautiful to live. I want to do whoever has stuff for my friend. We've also |
| 0:52.0 | Got plenty of time for hood rat stuff to be done between you and your friends. My name is Luke Burbank |
| 0:56.5 | I'm the host a weighing in at 182 pounds. Here's my sweet stash. Let's freaking party |
| 1:02.6 | This is episode eight hundred and five in a collector series and it's promising to be a dude. Hi |
| 1:08.5 | This is Luke Mom Suzy coming tonight on TFTL. Good news people |
| 1:14.0 | We're officially huge |
| 1:16.4 | in Nigeria |
| 1:18.4 | We'll explain coming up also |
| 1:20.6 | Gens five-minute American Idol chat as Jay would say you got flow |
| 1:25.8 | She had all kinds of things to report on and also |
| 1:29.1 | Dimitri Martin explains why it is he doesn't like posting his drawings online |
| 1:34.2 | It would be like in a museum somebody's work |
| 1:37.0 | People getting to post this under it such as say like lame gay not funny |
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