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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 7: An Email Special!

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

After being bombarded with an extraordinary amount of correspondence, Luke and Pete decide to take you all on and get through as many as they can in one episode.So, expect chat about accidentally hitting animals in the car, motion sickness, virtual reality, animals in the army, living in the Vietnamese jungle for over 40 years and, among other things, the time Pete's Dad put a snooker table in the family's front room.To enable us further, get in touch here: [email protected]

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0:00.0

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

0:03.4

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

0:07.4

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.

0:11.0

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

0:15.0

Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?

0:18.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

0:20.0

I got a half.

0:22.0

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be

0:28.3

18 or over.

0:29.3

May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

0:38.1

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

0:45.0

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. up. Welcome back to Luke and Pete Shaw.

1:10.0

Episode 7. back to Luke and Pete Shaw.

1:16.3

Episode 7, back in the habit.

1:20.5

This is the episode where we go to Moscow. Mission to Moscow.

1:22.3

Yeah, yeah. And that, we've had quite a few Moscow stories to be fair on the series, so we could go to Moscow.

1:27.0

When you said back in the habit, I was thinking, which one of us is Whoopi Goldberg?

1:31.0

It's me. It is you. You're the adorable ginger lady.

1:33.4

So you're coming and then you're going then in one foul swoop you're comparing it to

1:36.7

the Police Academy movies. Yeah. Was Mission Moscow? Was it there something to do with

1:40.1

the video camera filled with diamonds? I think that might have been the

1:43.4

situation I can't remember any of the plots of any of them no but I can remember

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